Little Bioengineer Mugs

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

A day at the transgenic races

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Building Blocks.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Children's Imagination

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Clone Factory