Little Engineer Gifts

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Kid using books to reach TV 'on' button.

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

Building Blocks.

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Garden.

"Where the wild things were."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Building a Shelter

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

School trip little porters.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I could eat you.'