Little Mechanic Gifts

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Hobby Store

SALE

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Baby Mozart.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Grade 2 Cellist

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Timpani.

CLEAR!

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Building Blocks.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'