Little Mathematician Gifts

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"