Playful Mathematician Gifts

"Darling, you complete me!"

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Why parallel lines never meet.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"I'm standing on my head"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Pi and mash squared please."

Math/After Math

Mathematics.

Kids on Building Site.

'Creative right?'

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Alternative Accountants

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'