Witty Mathematician Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the witty and creative spirit of a mathematician? Our collection features fun, clever products that highlight their love for numbers with a humorous twist. Whether they’re solving complex problems or simply joking around, our gifts add a lighthearted touch to their mathematical passion. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or just because—these thoughtful items make a memorable impression on any math enthusiast.

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"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves. mockup

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

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"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..." mockup

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

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"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe." mockup

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

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'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.' mockup

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

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"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose." mockup

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

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"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes." mockup

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

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'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!' mockup

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas. mockup

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

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'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.' mockup

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

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'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.' mockup

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

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'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?' mockup

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.' mockup

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

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'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.' mockup

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

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'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?' mockup

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

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With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways. mockup

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

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'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.' mockup

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

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Mobius Comic Strip.

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The geometry of everyday life

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Math/After Math

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'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.' mockup

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

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'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.' mockup

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

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"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans." mockup

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

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"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus." mockup

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

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Hexagon.

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Alternative Accountants

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"Is x the wrong angle?"

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Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution? mockup

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

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Witty Mathematician Gifts Collection

Witty Mathematician Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mathematician mugs—bring humor to their morning coffee with clever math-inspired designs.

Witty Mathematician Pillows

Discover cozy, amusing pillows featuring witty math quotes—perfect for adding personality to any room.

Witty Mathematician Prints

Brighten up their space with humorous math prints—thoughtful artwork that celebrates their love for numbers.

Witty Mathematician T-Shirts

Check out our witty mathematician t-shirts—combine style and humor with clever math slogans and playful designs.