Merry Mathematician Gifts

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Mathematics.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'How would you describe yourself?'

Alternative Accountants

'Math is more art than science.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

Calculator Jokes

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Junior Accountant

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

'Sure. She didn't give us any homework over Thanksgiving, but she knows we'll be counting our blessings.'

"No, that's just wrong. It's not "thinking outside the box'.''

The Golden Ratio

New math.