Dreamy Mathematician Gifts

Mathematics.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Math/After Math

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

'How would you describe yourself?'

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

Alternative Accountants

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

How scientists propose

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Math is more art than science.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

Junior Accountant

Probability Test.

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

"Not everyone's cut out to be a mad scientist - maybe you're just meant to be a slightly disgruntled lab technician."

'We don't get paid for thought experiments.'