Mathematical Dreamer Gifts

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

What else is there to wish for?

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Brain Power

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Johannes Kepler

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

I have a dream.