Math-whiz Dreamer Gifts

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Barcode Dreams

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Johannes Kepler

Hugs 50 cents

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

I have a dream.

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"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Appeals

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

Mathematics.

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'