Economic Dreamer Gifts

Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'

"It's 10 p.m. Do you know where the leading economic indicators are?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Money Plant.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

Snowing Money.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Industrial Beautification van

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Golden Eggs.

I have a dream.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."