Math-whiz Dreamer Pillows

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Barcode Dreams

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Good luck in your A Levels.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

I have a dream.

Hugs 50 cents

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Johannes Kepler

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"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Appeals

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

Mathematics.

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"