Math Dreamer Pillows

Student sleeping in maths lesson with z squared bubble.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'190 divided by two...'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"