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Books vs. Phones

The Evolution of Cartooning: "I don't get it..."

"It's just not the same."

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'Yes, I'm Cinderella, but I wasn't at the ball last night, I was busy texting my friends.'

Barcode Dreams

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Life after death

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Hugs 50 cents

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

This Cave Updated Daily.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"We met online, it was love at first site."