Mathematical Dreamer Prints

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

What else is there to wish for?

Elvis Presley

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Steve Howe.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Brain Power

The world's most unemployable family

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Johannes Kepler

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."