Merry Mathematician Pillows

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Mathematics.

Alternative Accountants

'How would you describe yourself?'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Math is more art than science.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

Calculator Jokes

Junior Accountant

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

Why parallel lines never meet.

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

"I'm standing on my head"

"No, that's just wrong. It's not "thinking outside the box'.''

'Sure. She didn't give us any homework over Thanksgiving, but she knows we'll be counting our blessings.'

The Golden Ratio