Humble Mathematician Pillows

Add a cozy, thoughtful touch to their space with pillows celebrating the humble mathematician’s love for quiet genius. Clever quotes and subtle designs make these pillows both memorable and comforting.

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The Golden Ratio

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"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves. mockup

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.' mockup

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

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Today we learned to count to one. mockup

Today we learned to count to one.

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"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes." mockup

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

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'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.' mockup

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

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"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation." mockup

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

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'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!' mockup

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

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'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? mockup

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

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'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.' mockup

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

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'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.' mockup

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

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'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.' mockup

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

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'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.' mockup

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

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"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward." mockup

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

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"Are we allowed to pray?"

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Mathematics.

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Alternative Accountants

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'How would you describe yourself?' mockup

'How would you describe yourself?'

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"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs." mockup

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

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"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally." mockup

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

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"Darling, you complete me!"

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'Math is more art than science.'

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Probability Test.

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Junior Accountant

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'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.' mockup

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

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'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.' mockup

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

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"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves." mockup

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

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'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!' mockup

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

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"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

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"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

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"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution." mockup

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

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How do you remember your lock combination?

How do you remember your lock combination? mockup

How do you remember your lock combination?

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'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .' mockup

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

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Humble Mathematician Pillows Collection

Humble Mathematician Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever math quotes and subtle humor, perfect for humble mathematicians who love their coffee as much as their numbers.

Humble Mathematician Prints

Decorate their workspace with art prints that honor their passion for math. Elegant and witty, these prints celebrate the understated genius of humble mathematicians.

Humble Mathematician T-Shirts

Find stylish, witty t-shirts that celebrate the quiet brilliance of mathematicians. Ideal for casual days when subtle humor makes the biggest statement.