Humble Mathematician Prints

The Golden Ratio

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Mathematics.

Alternative Accountants

'How would you describe yourself?'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Math is more art than science.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

Probability Test.

Junior Accountant

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Why parallel lines never meet.

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"