Artful Mathematician Pillows

'Math is more art than science.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Lemniskate

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Math/After Math

Mathematics.

'How would you describe yourself?'

Alternative Accountants

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

"Darling, you complete me!"

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

Why parallel lines never meet.

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

Ice skater making a sum of eight.

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

Confusing equations.

'Physicists from a tough neighbourhood'

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

How do you remember your lock combination?

"I'm standing on my head"

'Sure. She didn't give us any homework over Thanksgiving, but she knows we'll be counting our blessings.'