Artful Mathematician Gifts

'Math is more art than science.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Lemniskate

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

Math/After Math

Mathematics.

'How would you describe yourself?'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

Alternative Accountants

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"Darling, you complete me!"

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

Ice skater making a sum of eight.

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

Confusing equations.

'Physicists from a tough neighbourhood'

How do you remember your lock combination?

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

"No, that's just wrong. It's not "thinking outside the box'.''

'Sure. She didn't give us any homework over Thanksgiving, but she knows we'll be counting our blessings.'