Algebra Artist Gifts

Confusing equations.

Lemniskate

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Dreams

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Maths is fun!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Staff Yearbook

'I did it all from memory.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

Math Jokes

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

First period algebra

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."