Algebra Enthusiast Gifts

"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"

"All I'm saying is that there are so many problems in the world and you've just added to the list with another one."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

"He must have really loved algebra."

Algebra Plans

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Math Dreams

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Is it that bad?"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

The Life of Pi

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."