Equation Enthusiast Gifts

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

'I forgot the question.'

Astrophysics made simple.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

Economics made simple.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Wait, what was the question again?

'It's not part of his research project - I think it has something to do with his time card.'

'Correlation Street.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Come on, Fowler, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out!'

While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"We collaborate. I'm an expert but not an authority, and Dr. Gelbis is an authority, but not an expert."

Creative accounting.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'That's it then - Time is money.'

How scientists propose

'He's on a roll.'

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.'

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"After years of painstaking research, I can finally reveal this equation. It proves conclusively that, I am a chick magnet!"

"You're just making up that last part."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'