Equation Enthusiasts Gifts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

= too complex

Formula being erased by cleaner.

'X='

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Marks and Mensa.'

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

"I like my math teacher but why is she so obsessed with accuracy?"

'I'm unable to balance my blasted check book, Ms. Wilson.'

"No-one likes a smart-arse, Jenkins..."

"My God, you've done it! The unifying Theory of Everything!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Is it that bad?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'