Equation Enthusiasts Pillows

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

= too complex

Formula being erased by cleaner.

'X='

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Marks and Mensa.'

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

"I like my math teacher but why is she so obsessed with accuracy?"

'I'm unable to balance my blasted check book, Ms. Wilson.'

"No-one likes a smart-arse, Jenkins..."

"My God, you've done it! The unifying Theory of Everything!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."