Equation Lovers Pillows

Think Tank

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Graduation Speech.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Science Fair Judgements

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'