Calculus Lover Pillows

"Be rational."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Math Dreams

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Maths is fun!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Think Tank

'190 divided by two...'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Graduation Speech.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."