Calculus Lover Gifts

"Be rational."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Think Tank

'190 divided by two...'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Graduation Speech.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"