Calc Enthusiast Gifts

"O'Malley, that's either just plain wrong. . . or it's the accounting breakthrough we've been hanging out for!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Genius Envy