Calculus Connoisseur Gifts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Math Dreams

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Tax.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I forgot the question.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

I love maths.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Abandoned Euro symbol

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Euro crisis bailout.

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

"Be rational."

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."