Calcium Connoisseur Gifts

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Coffee Time Crossword

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

the Morning Joe team.

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'