Chemical Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the chemical connoisseur? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products designed to appeal to science lovers with a sense of humor. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of molecules and chemical reactions, our items bring together science, style, and a touch of wit—ideal for displaying their passion in a fun and fashionable way.

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"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate." mockup

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

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I see we're sharing the credit - you, for coming up with this remarkable broad-spectrum antibiotic, me, for giving it that distinctive cherry-lime flavor.'

I see we're sharing the credit - you, for coming up with this remarkable broad-spectrum antibiotic, me, for giving it that distinctive cherry-lime flavor.'

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"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist." mockup

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.' mockup

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

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Sexual chemistry set

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"We evolved from asteroids"

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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"We're standing in forever chemicals." mockup

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

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'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

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"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them." mockup

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

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Cheese Secret

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"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one." mockup

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.' mockup

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

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"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!" mockup

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

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Moliere

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'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.' mockup

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

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'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.' mockup

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first." mockup

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

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Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope mockup

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

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Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

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Bleak House

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Charles Dickens.

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.' mockup

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

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"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth." mockup

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

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'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.' mockup

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

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Confusion in A Jar.

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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Laboratory- risk assessor

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A man and a woman click together. mockup

A man and a woman click together.

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Bagging the Chipmunk

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Chemical Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Chemical Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of chemistry-themed mugs and find the perfect gift for your chemical connoisseur—quirky, clever, and endlessly entertaining.

Chemical Connoisseur Pillows

Find scientific charm with our molecular and chemistry-themed pillows, perfect for sprucing up any space with a dash of science.

Chemical Connoisseur Prints

Bring the beauty of chemistry into your home or office with our science-inspired art prints—perfect for chemical enthusiasts.

Chemical Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish chemistry-inspired t-shirts for the chemical connoisseur in your life—ideal for adding a scientific touch to everyday wear.