Chemical Curious Gifts

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Hair Crop Circle

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Sexual chemistry set

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Cursing Scientist.

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Confusion in A Jar.

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

The Great Chemical Novel.

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.