'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'
Carbon Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your carbon connoisseur friend or family member? Explore our collection of humorous and stylish items that celebrate their unique interest in all things carbon. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to showcase their passion and add a touch of fun to their collection. Whether it's for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because—these products are designed to delight anyone obsessed with the wonders of carbon.
The three bears complaining about their carbon.
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.
The Alpha Seltzer
Dog Walker
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'
Shaved Ice
Man frozen in portrait pose.
Moliere
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'
"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."
C Day Lewis.
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'
Charles Dickens.
Bleak House
'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'
Complex Carbs
"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."
"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)
'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'
'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'
When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!
Sergei Rachmaninov
"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"
"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."
"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."
It's Tinned !
Carbon Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Carbon Connoisseur Mugs
Looking for more ways to delight your carbon connoisseur? Explore our collection of humorous and artistic mugs that celebrate their passion for all things carbon.
Carbon Connoisseur Pillows
Add a fun and personal touch to their space with our carbon-themed pillows—an excellent gift for connoisseurs who love to stylishly showcase their passion.
Carbon Connoisseur Prints
Decorate their home or office with our unique carbon prints—ideal for enthusiasts who want to express their fascination in a sophisticated way.
Carbon Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty t-shirts designed for carbon enthusiasts. Perfect for wearing their love of carbon proudly and sparking conversations.