Carbon Connoisseur Mugs

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

The three bears complaining about their carbon.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

The Alpha Seltzer

Dog Walker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Shaved Ice

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Complex Carbs

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

It's Tinned !