Carbonated Connoisseur Mugs

The Alpha Seltzer

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Chocolate Shop

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"You're never home."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Dog Walker

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."