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The Alpha Seltzer

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Chocolate Shop

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.