Carbonation Connoisseur Gifts

Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Alpha Seltzer

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Chocolate Shop

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"You're never home."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.