Combustion Connoisseur Gifts

Discover a range of products designed for the combustion connoisseur—whether you’re into cooking, engines, or science. Our collection blends humor with sophistication, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate every fiery passion with a creative flair. Show off your love for combustion or gift it to the enthusiast in your life with unique, expertly designed items that spark conversation and admiration.

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'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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The First Annual Game Show Week.

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'Time to buy.'

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"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?" mockup

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

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I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there. mockup

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

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Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market mockup

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

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'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'He's just come back from another management training course.' mockup

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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The Hybrid

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"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate." mockup

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

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'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!' mockup

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.' mockup

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

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'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!' mockup

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

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Spot the Higgs Boson competition

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Devil Smokes Cigar

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Man's dentures hold cigar.

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"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe." mockup

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

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'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.' mockup

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

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"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco." mockup

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

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"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ." mockup

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

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"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di." mockup

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

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2020 Panic Room

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Christmas card access

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The Very Best of JOHN DOE

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"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face." mockup

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

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'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.' mockup

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

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'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.' mockup

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

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Nigel Farage

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A cheap day's hunting. - No. III. mockup

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

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Combustion Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Combustion Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of combustion connoisseur mugs for the perfect blend of humor and functionality—ideal for coffee lovers and science buffs alike.

Combustion Connoisseur Pillows

Relax in style with our combustion-themed pillows—perfect for adding personality and fiery flair to your cozy spaces.

Combustion Connoisseur Prints

Make a statement with our combustion connoisseur prints—bring a bold, creative touch to any room and celebrate your love for all things fiery.

Combustion Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover our combustion connoisseur t-shirts for a fun and stylish way to showcase your fiery interests—wear your passion with pride and wit.