Conduction Connoisseur Gifts

Vladimir Ashkenazy

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Dialogue

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Piano Recital

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'