Conduction Connoisseur Prints

Bookworm Sleepover

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Dialogue

Piano Recital

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."