Connection Connoisseur Prints

'My wireless carrier totally went bankrupt. This recession thing is really starting to get serious.'

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Dialogue

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Men gossiping

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."