Circuit Connoisseur Gifts

"Drat that <*@^!%i*> circuit breaker. It'll never get the job done."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Aromatherapy for Men

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Laptop/mousetrap.

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

Boiling Oil.

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Apple TV+

Stressed Office Junior

Vladimir Ashkenazy

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

"Mind if we play through?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

In need of a wash...

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"