Chip Connoisseur Gifts

Aromatherapy for Men

Boiling Oil.

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

"I made dinner!"

I HEART CHIPS

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

'What happened to the days when you could buy a regular bag of wood chips?'

'But he has to be sick, Doctor. He ate one chip from the bag and then put them away.'

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Go on! Pick a card.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Laptop/mousetrap.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."