Chips Aficionado Gifts

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Boiling Oil.

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Megacorp Computers. First. That's the first microprocessor. It led everything that come later. The mother chip!