Chips Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't like to take chances.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

Boiling Oil.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'