Chip Enthusiasts Gifts

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"National security adviser"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Technological Dependence.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."