Chips Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't like to take chances.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

Boiling Oil.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"