Chip Enthusiast Pillows

Chip Magnet

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.

"No, we don't have one. Now explain again what a chip clip is for?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"National security adviser"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

Boiling Oil.

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"