Chip Aficionado Pillows

Self-eating Chips

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'New Game'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

Aromatherapy for Men

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Keep on Truckin.

"We've been cancelled."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.